Regrettable career choices I could have made but didn’t…

My current source of employment offers ample time for soul searching. It’s so ample they should probably include it in my job spec. At times I end up musing about what I could be doing instead and have thusly compiled a list of Bad Career Choices. After reading over this my current employment doesn’t seem so bad:

1) Sweatshop/Maquiladora worker
2) Ivory poacher
3) Horse Statue polisher
4) Human Guinea pig
5) Curator of barometer museum (http://www.barometerworld.co.uk/Museum.html)
6) Mr Kinetix – human punchbag and circus freak

2 thoughts on “Regrettable career choices I could have made but didn’t…

  1. I like the ivory poacher. I’ve never tried poaching ivory but will give it a try in our kitchen at some point.

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