My friend Sarah request a top 5 of "Pains that men will never know", so at the risk of being contentious, here I go:
1. Child birth and related problems (I thought it ought to be here or I’d get lynched)
2. Existential pain caused by overexposure to chick flicks?
3. The pain caused by your best friend betraying you over that guy you liked in Year 9 at school which you never really got over but don’t like to talk about
5. The pain that girls feel when they say stuff like "You’re not listening, are you?" (I’m not sure about that last one but I’m pressed for time)