The building I work in spontaneously combusted today – thankfully it was only a small fire and no one was hurt (I think it was the lift winch overheating). So I’ve been sent home on this splendid afternoon, still probably won’t get paid cos I’m a temp. The sad thing is that is almost certainly one of the most exciting things to happen in my working life – almost 10 years of low wage, low prospects employment, yeah!